Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
shout out to pineapples which resemble neither pines nor apples
im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait